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About Live Tardy
Thoughts about life, faith, parenting, and more from the perspective of a Tardy.
Conversations
Bears Just Talk
Kadence: No, daddy, you’re a bear.
Me: Roaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!
Kadence: No, bears don’t say that, they just talk…
Me: They just talk?
Kadence: Yeah they say, “What are you doing Goldilocks?”
I Lost
Andrea: Let’s paint our kitchen!
Me: Okay, who’s blow money are we going to spend…mine?
Andrea: Yes.
Kirk: What?
Andrea: He who speaks first loses.
Anybody Hungry
Me: We better hurry and eat or we won’t be hungry for dinner.
Pregnant Wife: Who are you talking to?
Me: Me.